Especially when you get older, physicians tend to see you as a sad, slab of meat, but a lucrative revenue stream.

What’s the difference between God and a doctor? God doesn’t think he’s a doctor.

Tell that to your physician. He/she won’t laugh. Won’t even get it.

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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