Getting paid for being pregnant! Now that is a coup. If it’s a boy, consider naming him Dollar Bill. Dollar Bill Darnall has a winning ring to it. :) I did share it. If I get a lawn chair, please name it Steve. (You know why.)

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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