Good for you, Ms Earthling. Any guy who: Burns stuff. Shoots stuff. Blows up stuff… is worth a look. There aren’t that many left. In fact, well I’ve heard rumors, that they are illegal on the entire west coast, all cities in the northeast (including Austin, Madison and Chicago), and all college campuses everywhere. You’ve found yourself an endangered species.

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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