Hey, boys and girls, here is a chance for Trump to shine! He wants to use the Feds to stop the carnage in Chicago. Why not send black ops assassination teams? Have them kill every gang leader, every gang member, every drug dealer, and every drug user on the south side. Throw in their families for good measure. It will be just like the Philippines, except more professional and no one will ever know for sure exactly what happened. (At least until he tweets about it.) Chicago’s murder rate will certainly fall (as will its population.) But the Master’s voice will be heard and the message will be clear. What do you think?

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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