How To Get Rich! (For All Those Medium Writers Who Care So Much)

Mike Essig
1 min readMar 29, 2018

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Rock, Paper, Shotgun

Go out and find
yourself a dead cat.

Bring it home and
cherish it.

A dead cat is the
most valuable thing
in the world.

No one can put
a price on it.

You are now free
to write something
of substance.

Rejoice!

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Mike Essig
Mike Essig

Written by Mike Essig

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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