I have two flimsy English degrees that I wouldn’t swap for any vapid STEM paper.

Grandma baked the cookies and probably didn’t give you any shit about the cigarette and coffee.

I miss Grandma. She was much nicer than Big Brother. :)

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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