Mike Essig
1 min readMay 28, 2017

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I imagine him still puking at a kegger, while propositioning inebriated females too drunk to notice what an asshole he is, and calling that victory. Too much money too fast doesn’t make you a man. :)

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Mike Essig
Mike Essig

Written by Mike Essig

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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