I imagine him still puking at a kegger, while propositioning inebriated females too drunk to notice what an asshole he is, and calling that victory. Too much money too fast doesn’t make you a man. :)

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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