I never imagined that this little listicle/mea culpa would ever be the most read and liked piece I have ever written on Medium. Who knew? Obviously, I didn’t. Thank you.

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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