It sounds like Dorothy Parker, but I don’t know.

Kissing spreads germs, ‘tis stated. Kiss me, kid, I’m vaccinated.
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Mike Essig
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Feb 19, 2017
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It sounds like Dorothy Parker, but I don’t know.
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Written by Mike Essig11.8K Followers
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Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.
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