It was just a lame joke. I don’t like raw tomatoes. I used to tell people that tomatoes were poisonous: everyone who had ever eaten a tomato died.

Don’t be anxious to skip to death. It has patience. It will be there for you.

Old and death have a close, but not monogamous relationship. Death has a thing for young people too. :)

Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.

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